There are actually no reasons whyget rid of such a dubious decorative item, much more, today we will touch only on the main ten, but they will shake your world. The time has come to get rid of these allergy triggers, bad moods, destructive behavior and a whole string of misfortunes that constantly fall on the heads of puzzled owners of window curtains. Do you still doubt that your troubles were provoked by curtains? Get ready, now we will dispel all your doubts.
1. Dust
You're unlikely to find a more "grateful" dust collectorfind - curtains with each of their "light movements" generously share with us deposits of pet hair, discarded skin particles and whole battalions of epithelial mites. Incidentally, the waste products of the latter provoke allergy attacks and can even cause asthma.
2. Darkness
The languid semi-darkness in the boudoir is a usual thing andeven appropriate, but in the living room or, even worse, in the nursery, the lack of sunlight can have an extremely negative effect on vision and the sense of beauty. Is it possible to fully enjoy the color scheme of the interior when the color spectrum is constantly distorted by the swaying of an unclaimed piece of textile on the window?
3. Difficulty of choice
Are you sure you made the right choice and this Louis XIV style curtain composition really matches your minimalist interior and high-tech lamps?
4. Interference
You have already acquired an invaluable home assistant.— a robot vacuum cleaner? How do you like the new tenant? Does he clean the floors non-stop and entertain the pets? And have you noticed how hard it is for the baby to get through the curtains to the dustiest parts of your house? Doesn't this strained purring of a selfless worker tear your soul apart? You just have no heart!
5. Temptations
The true purpose of pets isto warm our frozen hearts and give love and comfort with their devoted and obliging behavior. And what do we pay these innocent creatures in return? With curtains! These invitingly swaying tempters can turn even the most melancholic cat into a hysterical troublemaker. And what about canaries? Just imagine: a child of heaven, endowed with the happiness of free flight, ends up by the will of fate and your recklessness in the heavy folds of green curtains, which are just trying to break the wings and psyche of the lost winged lump...
6. Dangers
The cactus you inherited from your grandmother is finally hereblossomed? Just think, for the first time in 50 years, what an event! Tomorrow morning, throwing open the treacherous window curtains to meet the new day, you won't even notice how the green prickly old man awkwardly catches its blunt tiny needle on a piece of insensitive material and collapses on the parquet, breaking in all its fragile places. Grandma will forgive you, of course, but your conscience will torment you with insomnia until the end of time…
7. Inappropriateness
Is it the 21st century outside your window too? The cult of Scandinavian minimalism and natural light? Then what is this relic of the past that is covering your brand new double-glazed windows?
8. Sociopathy
Do you agree that finding happiness in this worldonly an open, cheerful person is capable of? Really, what do you have to hide behind dense blackouts? You don’t organize black masses and bloody rituals in the middle of the living room. Or…?
9. Avitaminosis
It has long been known that the best source of vitaminD, than sunlight, does not exist. And its deficiency often causes deterioration of calcium metabolism and, as a result, fragility of bones. Therefore, if you still have curtains hanging, we strongly advise you to get non-slip, stable shoes and once again reread the rules of conduct for pedestrians on slippery sections of the sidewalk.
10. Unhealthy lifestyle
Can you imagine anything more pleasant?awakening than from the gentle rays of the sun rising over the horizon? Our ancestors were many times healthier, stronger and happier than you and me, because they went to bed with the sunset and got up with the sunrise. And why? They didn't have curtains!
crafthubs.com, Illustrations by Inga Azhgirey
