Imagine a real classic man showed up at your house. He showed up and stayed. For the night. With a completely innocent purpose - just to spend the night. Where should he lay down?
In this case, we are considering a completely ordinarya situation where there is a suddenly tired, sexually mature male of average size in the house. Average, of course, for a man - that is, about 180 cm in length and about 90 kg in weight. So.
Situation one, ideal. You have a living room, and in it there is a sofa that can be turned into a bed in just a couple of seconds. The only thing left to do is find a pillow, a blanket and slippers.
The second situation is ascetic.There are slippers, there is a pillow, there is no sofa, but there is a simple Japanese-style mattress, in Russian - not orthopedic. If a man has a healthy back and a good muscular corset, he will appreciate and thank you. When he sleeps it off.
Situation three, prosaic. There is no space at all, but there is a folding bed similar in size to a man. We unfold the unit in the kitchen and give each household a glass of water.
Situation four, luxurious.Your non-folding sofa in the living room is not a sofa at all, but a football field, on which a whole company of... er... sleepy people can fit, either lengthwise, crosswise, or diagonally.
Situation five is almost fantastic.There is a bed “living” in your bookcase. A real one, and unoccupied. You pull the shelf with a book — and the bed falls out of nowhere with a soft click. And right along with the pillows and bedspread. Miracles, no other way!
Situation six, precautionary.Every man who enters your house, on your instructions, dresses up in a special insulated suit and receives an inflatable mattress. Without a pump, of course, is he a man or what?
Situation seven, not critical.We recall the Soviet past and lay the tired man down on a folding chair. We don’t look into his pleading gaze – yes, it won’t be possible to fit in the chair entirely, but we can’t put him down on the bare floor.
Situation eight, hot.A tired man is anatomically correct, and the utility workers decided to exceed the heating plan today. What to do? Ventilate the room, expose the man and lay him down nicely in a hammock. You have a hammock, right?
